Tyler wants you to see that he got something into the New Yorker.
Tyler wants you to notice how sweet the life of a cultural omnivore sounds.
Tyler wants to remind you that he is not average.
Tyler wants old, sick people to work themselves back to health.
Tyler wants you to excuse a bunch of ugly density plots that are described as kernels but aren’t kernels. He wants you to be blinded by science.
Tyler wants you to remember that while economics may fail to measure culture, Tyler measures both economics and culture.
Tyler wants me to stop inferring what he wants.